Erik Roberts
is traveling to
London
Your Itinerary
10/07/2025 - 10/16/2025
Your Hotels
Rob's House
#4444444
10/08 - 10/16
One room, one bed, no air conditioning, but a decent coffee maker.
Park Bench
#98
Rest of Life
Bench
Motel 6
#987654
10/16 - 10/18
Two beds with queen-sized memory foam mattresses, but good luck finding them under all those penguins.
Your Activities
Day 1
- Fly and take a freaking train to the house and drop off your freaking luggage.
- Stay awake for as long as freaking possible so that you get over the freaking jet lag faster and you can actually freaking enjoy yourself.
Day 2
Go sit by the freaking ocean at a pub and drink warm freaking beer.
Day 3
Rent a freaking bike and ride to a freaking park. Maybe pick up food from a freaking store and eat it at the freaking park so you save freaking money and you seem comfortable in new freaking places.
Day 4
- Drive somewhere outside of the freaking city so you seem freaking cool because you've been somewhere most people don't even freaking go or even freaking know about. Doesn't even really even freaking matter what you do there.